She’s just a devil woman…
with evil on her mind…
beware the devil woman….
SHE GONNA GETCHA.
This took FOREVER. And is still not done. Oh no.
It’s SUPPOSED to be a gif. But, as things seemed to go this week and last, all my editors want to be picky, and tempermental, and shut down randomly in the middle of editing.
Not to mention I’ve recently added GIMP to my toolbox of programs so I had to teach myself that throughout the entire process. Which I must say, is a great tool to have, but even THAT decided to be weird on me last minute, so this is what I got for now. Because I am TIRED of not having something posted for this wonderful, wonderful Harry Potter crack crossover fantastica.
That still doesn’t really make sense, even to me.
Well, without any further ado, meet Hazel Malfoy.
That’s right, Malfoy.
She is Draco’s cousin on Lucius’ side of the family, from his brother or something.
Hazel and her identical triplet sisters (the Bimbettes) all attend Hogwarts, and each one has ironically been sorted into a separate house. Of the triplets, there is one girl in Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw, which leaves the new favorite of the family, Hazel, in Slytherin.
While her Death Eater parents were devastated to discover that 3/4ths of their daughters weren’t evil or cunning enough to be sorted “correctly”, Hazel wasn’t really surprised by the news. Anyone who truly knew her sisters could see they weren’t going to be Slytherin material.
However, this did make her parents more than elated with Hazel’s achievements in the Dark Arts.
She had always been quite gifted in potions and alchemy, learning first from her Aunt Narcissa as a young girl, then continuing to ace any related courses once she began at Hogwarts. Her placement into Slytherin was just the cherry on top she needed to secure their permanent favor, which is something she likes to dangle in front of her three older sisters for kicks.
Oh stop yer whinging.
Using her saccharine smile, stunning beauty, and quick wit, Hazel learned early on how to coerce and beguile to get her way. Even to this day, it remains one of her favorite spells to cast- and she certainly is never shy about doing so. You’ll often find a gaggle of minions around her, including, but not limited to: acquaintances, suitors, frenemies, and even her sisters!
All of whom could swear that it was their idea to do her bidding…
Now in her 7th year, she’s become quite a devious force to be reckoned with, and is looking forward to her initiation into the Death Eaters clan. More on her relationships with other characters will come in later posts, but the most prominent one is with her roommate, Heather Trelavery. Heather sometimes approves of Hazel’s evil streak, and sometimes tries to warn her about the future consequences with cryptic visions and premonitions. Not that that really dissuades anything, and it all depends on Heather’s mood at the time, but at least it’s an attempt.
…An attempt that’s easily bribed with a candid shot of Lucius Malfoy from one of Hazel’s family reunion photos…
Boy, her family seems to rely on looks to solve a lot of problems.
Real problem is, it works every time.
Moral of the story is everyone’s pretty shallow at Hogwarts.
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Editing copyright @ ZombieJette.
IT”S FINALLY A GIF!!! HUZZAH.
I may tweak it later because of my PERFECTIONISMMMMM but for now it moves and that’s good enough.
Doesn’t move after all.